A R.

There was a guy in a bar with a pet frog. He came across a beautiful blonde woman. He started to talk to her and showed her his little pet frog. Blonde: He's cute, but what does he do? Man: He can lick pussy. Blonde: Prove it to me. So they both go the blonde's house and get undressed. The blonde lays down on the bed and spreads her legs. The frog just sits there. Blonde: Well? Man: (To frog) Ok, I'm only going to show this one more time.

funniness: 5.72

rating: R