Jay S.

Once, three boys were playing football outside the kings garden. They were Shut-up, Manners and Poo. The ball went over into the kings garden, so Shut-up went to get it. The King spotted him trespassing and came out to him. "Trespassing is prohibited" said the King. "What's your name. I must report you to your parents". "Shut-up" said Shut-up. "Quite rude, boy. Where's your manners." bellowed an angry King. "Over the wall, playing with Poo" Shut-up replied.

funniness: 4.08

rating: PG