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3 old guys were sitting down at the park complaining on what it was like to be old. 1st old guy:you guys dont know what its like to be 75, at 8:00am i cant go number 1(pee) 2nd old guy: that's nothin, you dont know what its like to be 80, at 8:30 am i cant go number 2(poo) ((funny part is coming be patient)) 3rd old guy: thats nothin at 8:00am i go #1 and at 8:30am i go #2. the others looked at him jealously, WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?!?!?! 3rd old guy replies: well i dont wake up until 9:00am.

funniness: 2.40

rating: PG