nathan s.

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20 Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911 Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean? Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911? Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911 Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out

funniness: 5.03

rating: PG