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One day, an Native American boy went to his father and asked, "Father, how did I get my name?" Father: "Well when you were born, your mother looked out the teepee and the first thing she see is what she names you. That's why your brother is named Running Bear because she saw a bear running past. And your sister is named Silver Moon because she saw that the moon was out. He paused and then said, "Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

funniness: 6.17

rating: PG