Matthew G.

My momma said I shouldn't A boy was waling home after school he passed a girl going the opposite direction. She said... Girl: Come up to my house. Boy: My momma said I shouldn't so I dont want to! Girl: I'll give you a oreo Boy: Ok! When they got to the house the girl said... Girl: Come in my house Boy: My momma said I shouldn't so I dont want to! Girl: I'll give you a oreo Boy: Ok! When they were in her house the girl said... Girl: Come up to my room Boy: My momma said I shouldn't so I dont want to! Girl: I'll give you a oreo Boy: Ok! When they got in her room the girl said... Girl: Take off your clothes Boy: My momma said I shouldn't so I dont want to! Girl: I'll give you a oreo Boy: Ok! When they had both taken their clothes off the girl said... Girl: Jump on me Boy: My momma said I shouldn't so I dont want to! Girl: I'll give you a oreo Boy: Ok! So the boy jumps on her, and starts humping her. When the dad got off work he went up to his daughters room. He opens the door,sees whats going on and says... Dad: What are you doing? Get off my daughter. Boy: My momma said I shouldn't so I dont want to!

funniness: 5.68

rating: PG-13