Nicole H.

a man walked into a whore house and asked the man running it to give him the biggest black woman that the whore house had. The man at the counter said alright that will be 50.00 and told him to go to room 12. The man went up to room 12 and the biggest black woman he had ever seen answered the door. The man walked in and asked the woman to take off all her clothes, lay on the bed and spread her legs... She did as she was told, the man stood there and just looked at her for a minute, then he said ok im finished you can put your clothes back on... The woman got up and was confused as she asked, "why didnt you do anyting?" the man replied... well i am painting my house brown and i wanted to see what it looked like with pink shutters

funniness: 4.79

rating: R