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Deep in an army training camp in the middle of bush, Captain Johnson was handing out orders to his platoon. Lieutenant Billy ? to the barracks, Lieutenant Priest to the scullery, Lieutenant Barry, your mother has died. Of course this upset the lieutenant tremendously, so a Major approached Johnson and privately asked him to be a bit more diplomatic for the next time something as unfortunate as this occurred. Johnson was confident he understood. A couple of weeks later, notice was received that Lieutenant Arnold?s father had died. Johnson decided to use a bit more tact so after roll call, exclaimed. ?Everyone who?s father is still alive take one step forward ? not so fast Arnold!?

funniness: 5.94

rating: PG