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Alabama: At least we're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,563 eskimos can't be wrong Arizona: But it's dry heat! Arkansas: Next stop, Big Boulder! California: As seen on TV Colorado: Don't ski? Don't bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, but dirtier and with less character. Deleware: We like chemicals in our water. Florida: Ask us about our grandkids. Georgia: Without Atlanta, we're Alabama! Hawaii: Death to those land-loving scoundrels! Idaho: We're more than just potatoes! Well, actually, no, not really, but our potatoes sure are good! Illinois: Please don't pronounce the 's' Indiana: 20 Billion years tidal wave free! Iowa: Don't even bother. Kansas: The government owes us a lot. Kentucky: 10,000 people, 7 last names. Louisiana: We're not all cajun drunks, but that's our tourist campaign. Maine: We may be cold, but we've got cheap lobster. Maryland: The thinking man's Deleware. Massachusetts: Our taxes are cheaper than Sweden! Michigan: We've formed an alliance with Canada. Minnesota: Land of 10,000 lakes and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoes. Mississippi: Makes you feel better about your own state. Montana: Home of open spaces and very little else. Nebraska: Don't even bother. Nevada: Whores and casinos galore! New Jersey: You want a fuckin' motto? I've got your fuckin' motto right here, bitch! New Hampshire: Go away! Leave us alone! New Mexico: Que? New York: Let's step in horse shit. North Carolina: Tobbacco is a vegetable. North Dakota: Yes, we're a state. Ohio: We wish we were in Michigan. Oklahoma: Like the play only no singing. Oregon: Spotted owl, it's what's for dinner. Pennsylvania: Cook with coal. Rhode Island: Not really an island. South Carolina: We never surrendered to the north. South Dakota: We closer than North Dakota. Tennessee: The educashun state Texas: A whole 'nother country. Utah: What do you want from us? Vermont: Yep. Virginia: The drunken man's D.C. Washington: Help! We're overrun by slackers! Washington D.C.: Wanna be mayor? Wisconsin: Let's take a shit. Wyoming: Wynot? WHICH IS YOUR STATE?

funniness: 3.67

rating: PG