Kani U.

1) You ask for the keys when there already in your hand. 2)You go on the internet and your chatting with someone while you call ur grandchildren and ask what it says. 3)You call your kids the wrong names. 4) When your reading this. 5) When you shake your head to this. 6) When you see the doctor more then usual. 7) Your teeth falling out of your head. 8) when you see a brochure of a retirement home in the mail box 9) When you daughter's hide broshures of retirement homes from you. 10) My all time favorite.... you start farting a lot. This are the symptoms of being old.

funniness: 1.60