Adam G.

I met this lady in hollywood, She had green hair but damn she looked good. I took her to my house, because she was fine, but she popped out a dick that was bigger than mine! I met this this lady, from Japan, I never made love with an African. I Fucked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. Don't be amazed, at the stories I tell ya. I met this lady from the heart of Australia. She had a big butt and big titties too. So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. See I met this women, from Hawaaaaiiiii. stuck it in her ass and she said aaaaii. Lips was breakfast, titties were lunch. Then her titties busted open with hawaiin punch!

funniness: 4.79

rating: PG