Bennett H.

One day, Bill Clinton was at the gym with Al gore and in the showers Bill said, "Wow! Al! How did your dick get so big? "Well, everyone night I whack it against the bedpost three times," he replied. "Well I try that tonight." And so when Hillary was half asleep he whacked his dick three times against the bedpost, and she suddenly woke up and said "Al, is that you?"

funniness: 5.13

rating: PG-13