Jon R.

A man is on a cliff and sees a woman ready to jump off. He runs over and asks her what happened and she says "My family hates me. My friends hate me. My life sucks!" and he asks that before she dies, could she give him a blowjob. She says "I'm going to die anyway... fine!" After she finished, he asked her "Wow! Why do you want to die? That was great!" and she replied "Nobody likes me after I got the sex change!" and jumped off.

funniness: 5.67

rating: PG-13