Adam G.

Q: What did the English teacher have for lunch? A: Alphabet soup! Q: Did you hear the one about the spaceship? A: It was out of this world! Q: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? A: By its bark! Q: How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? A: Because it waves! Q: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? A: Shocked! Q: How did the rocket lose his job? A: He was fired! Q: How do trees get on the Internet? A: They log in. Q: How do you cut the sea in half? A: With a sea saw! Q: At what time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn. Q: How can you tell if a clock is hungry? A: It'll go back for seconds! Q: How do you know if your clock is crazy? A: It goes "cuckoo"! Q: What did the digital clock say to the mother clock? A: Look mom, no hands! Q: What dog always knows the time? A: A watch dog! Q: What happens when you annoy a clock? A: It gets ticked off. Q: What kind of bugs live in clocks? A: Ticks! Q: What month is the shortest? A: May - because it only has three letters! Q: What time is the best time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth-hirty! Q: What time of year do you jump on a trampoline? A: Spring time! Q: What time was it when the elephant sat on the clock? A: Time to get a new clock! Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz! Q: How do you get straight A's? A: By using a ruler! Q: How do you make one disappear? A: Add the letter g and make it gone! Q: How do you say your ABCs backwards? A: "CBA!" Q: How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class? A: A split second. ~~Thank you for reading another part of my jokes. More to still come!

funniness: 5.62

rating: G