Adam G.

Q: At lunch, what did Obi-Wan say to Luke? A: "Use the forks, Luke." Q: Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog? A: They mist! Q: Did you know there are three types of people? A: Those who can count, and those who can't! Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He felt his presents! Q: How did the lumberjack use the computer? A: He logged on! Q: How do mad scientists freshen their breath? A: With experi-mints! Q: How do wealthy people dance? A: Check-to-check! Q: How do short people like to travel? A: In mini-vans! Q: How do you find King Arthur in the dark? A: With a knight light. Q: How does the barber cut the Moon's hair? A: E-clipse it! Q: How does the barber do his work so fast? A: With short cuts! Q: How is an engaged woman like a telephone? A: They both have rings! Q: What did the cop say to the bad popsicle? A: Freeze! Q: Did you ever see the movie "Constipated?" A: It never came out! Q: Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence? A: When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow! Q: Did you take a bath this morning? A: No. Is there one missing? Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep? A: You rock-et! Q: How do you fix a car in Scotland? A: With Scotch tape! Q: How do you get rid of a boomerang? A: Throw it down a one way street! Q: What did one elevator say to the other? A: "I think I'm coming down with something!" Q: What did one hammer say to the other hammer? A: "I broke a nail!" Q: What did one penny say to the other penny? A: We make perfect cents! Q: What did Snow White say while she waited for her photos? A: "Some day my prints will come!" Q: What did the alien say to the gas pump? A: "Get your finger out of your ear when I'm talking to you!" Q: Why were the middle ages so dark? A: Because there were a lot of knights! Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A zebra with chicken pox! Q: "Doctor, doctor I feel like some curtains." A: "Then pull yourself together!" Q: How did the boy get Egyptian flu? A: He caught it from his mummy! Q: How does the Eskimo mend his house? A: With iglue! Q: What can you catch, but not throw? A: Your breath! Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Between you and me... something smells! Q: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny!" A: "Then why aren't you laughing?" ~~Thank you for reading all of my jokes. More will soon come.

funniness: 6.06

rating: G