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New Jersey: Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so. Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti. Handcuffs may not be sold to minors. It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder. One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency. All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder. You cannot pump your own gas. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. In an attempt to "foster kindness" in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated "Kindness Awareness Month". If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. The third Thursday of October is designated as "New Jersey Credit Union Day" and citizens of the state should observe the day with "appropriate activities and programs". Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. You may not slurp your soup. Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. New Mexico: Idiots may not vote. State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. New York: Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P. Even More, coming soon!

funniness: 5.27

rating: PG