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This pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks up, startled. He sees that the pirate has a steering wheel on his pants. "Sorry sir, but what's that steering wheel doing over your crotch?" "Ah this, mate?" "Well, yeah. It's gotta be uncomfortable." "Arr, it's driving me nuts!"

funniness: 6.42

rating: PG