Sydney D.

It's another regular day at school for Johnny, when in the middle of class he feels the urge to use the washroom. The students were reciting their abc's as Johnny put up his hand to use the washroom. He was given permission to go but was instructed to be back in 2 minutes. When Johnny got to the washroom he needed to go number 2 and noticed that all of the stalls were occupied. He really had to go. ___________________________________________________________ Apon arriving back at class his teacher noticed that he had something in his hands. She asked, "Johnny, what is it tha you have in your hands?" Johnny (in a mimicing voice): "It's a leprechaun." Teacher: "No it's not. What do you really have?" This went on for a few minutes and the teacher called down the principal. He came to the classroom and asked, "Johnny, what do you have in your hands." Johnny (in a mimicing voice): "It's a leprechaun." Principal: "No it's not. What do you really have?" Now Johnny would not say what was really in his hands and it escalated untill Johnny's father was called to the school. Father: "Johnny, what do you have in your hands." Johnny (in a mimicing voice): "It's a leprechaun." Father: "Now I'm only going to ask you once more. What is in your hands." Johnny (in a mimicing voice): "It's a leprechaun." Father: "I am going to open you hands Johnny unless you tell me what it is." Johnny (in a mimicing voice): "It's a leprechaun." As Johnny's father opens up his sons hands, Johnny exclaims, "Daddy! You scared the shit out of him!"

funniness: 5.26

rating: PG