jen c.

A little boy runs into his mothers room with both hands to together held in front of him. He asks his mom "Mommy, does God make little boy and girl grasshoppers?" Sensing where the conversation was going Mom replied "No honey, God only made little girl grasshoppers." The boy quickley clapped both hands together and said "LESBIANS!"

funniness: 5.65

rating: PG-13