Peter B.

A young child is in the shower with her dad, and his dad tells him not to looks up. The young child does, and asks: "Whats that dangly thing, daddy?" He replies with, "oh, thats just Mr. Happy." That night, the child has a nightmare and finds his mom and dad in bed, and crawls underneath the covers. The next day, the father wakes up in the E.R., and sees his daughter. "Whaaat happennned.." he moans, and the daughters replys, "Well, Mr. Happy spat at me, so I bit his head off. _ _ _ _ _ _ A few years later the young child's sister is in the shower with her dad, and his dad tells him not to looks up. The young child does, and asks: "Whats that dangly thing, daddy?" He replies with, "oh, thats just Mr. Happy." That night, she has a nightmare and sees her daddy's bed jumping up and down. She eventually manages to get in, and sees his favorite 'sister' in bed with him. The next day, He wakes up in the emergency room, and asks "Whaaaaat happennned.." And the young child replys, "Well, your sister was about to bite Mr. Happy off, and she had just got her mouth around him when I kicked her in the face."

funniness: 2.50

rating: PG-13