joel d.

3 KIDS WERE WONDERING THROUGH THE FOREST LOKKING FOR FROGS AND SUCH WHEN THEY LOST TRACK OF WHERE THEY WERE.THE KIDS RAN UNTILL THEY GOT TO A CREEPY HOUSE WITH SPIDER WEBS EVERYWHERE ONE OF THE KIDS DECIDED TO KNOCK AND AS HE GOT THE DOOR IT SWUNG OPEN AND A GREEN FACED GROSS OLD WOMAN WAS STANDING THERE.THE KIDS ASKED TO USE THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE PETRIFIED AND THE GROSS OLD WOMAN SAID 'yes' BUT U HAVE TO PROMISE ME U WONT LOOK IN THE CLOSET NEXT TO THE PHONE OR U WILL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE THE KIDS SAID OK AND WANDERED TO THE PHONE AFTER THEY GOT DONE TALKING THEY LOOKED AT THE BIG DOOR AND COULDNT HELP THEM SELVES THEY HAD TO OPEN IT INSIDE WAS OVER 100 PICKLE JARS FULL OF PENISES JUST AS THEY WERE CLOSING THE DOOR THE WALKED IN AND SAID NOW U WILL SUFFER SHE ASKED THE FIRST KID WUT IS UR DADIES JOB HE SAID HES A FIREMAN THE WITCH SADI THEN ILL HAVE TO BURN OFF UR PENIS AND SHE ASKED THE SECOND KID HE SAID HES A BUTCHER THE WITCH SAID THEN ILL HAVE TO CHOP OFF UR PENIS AND SHE LOOKS AT THE LAST KID AND HE STARTS LAUGHING SHE SAYS WUTS SO FUNNY AND HE SAID MY DADS THE CANDY MAN ARE U GONNA LICK MINE OFF? :)

funniness: 5.78

rating: R