Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

A R.

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

funniness: 8.21

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.13

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.24

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.65

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.80

rating: R

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.31

rating: PG

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Dave M.

Once upon a time there was a 50-year old woman. This woman wanted to look young again, so she got a face lift. When she got this face lift, it made her look so young, she wanted to impress a few people. So first, the woman went to the post office. She asks the postmaster, "How old do you think I look?" The man replied, "I don't know, maybe like 25?" The woman told him, "I'm exactly 50 years old!" The man complimented her and she left. Next, she went to McDonald's. She asked the kid behind the counter, "How old do you think I look?" The cashier said, "I dunno lady, like...24?" "I'm exactly 50 years old!" the woman exclaimed. The kid complimented her on her looks and she left. Next, the woman went to the library. She walked up to the librarian and asked, "How old do you think I look?" The librarian replied, "You look like you are 25, ma'am." The woman shouted, "I'm exactly 50 years old!" The librarian told her how great she looked and the woman left. So by now, the woman was feeling pretty confident in herself, but she wanted to go home. So, she boarded the bus to go home. She looked around, and the bus was empty, other than herself, the bus driver, and an old man sitting across the aisle from herself. She turned to the old man, wanting to impress him with her looks, and asked, "How old do you think I look?" The man turned to her and said, "Ma'am, I'm not as young as I used to be, and my eyes don't work so well anymore." The woman sighed, "Ohhh..." Then, the old man said, "However, there is ONE way I can tell your age." The woman was curious. "Well...what is it?" The old man leaned in close and said, "Well, I have to feel your breasts." The woman looked around, and saw there was no one there to watch, and anyways, she was feeling just SO confident with herself. "...Ok." She answered. So the old man cradled her and cupped her, squeezing and squishing, weighing them out, dividing them, and just basically being a 14-year old boy again. He sat and thought for a moment, then after a long silence said, "Lemme guess...You're exactly 50 years old!" "Wow!" The woman shouted. "Wow, you're right!" She sat there, astonished, then said, "How did you know?" The man sniffed and said, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

funniness: 9.23

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

Screw this... I am outta here!

funniness: 8.96

rating: PG

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Kate H.

The Guys' Rules --------------------------- At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules " From the female side.Now h ere are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one . 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

funniness: 9.02

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.72

rating: R

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