Adam G.

Q. Why do black people carry shit in their wallet? A. Identification. Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy shit. Q. What did the blonde's right leg say to hte blonde's left leg? A. Between me and you, we can make a lot of money. Q. What do you call a bull shit and a shitzu breeded? A. A bullshit. Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No eye deer (no idear, no idea) Q. What do you call a deer with no legs, and no eyes. A. Still, No eye deer (still no idear, no idea) Q. What do you call a person twho cummed one million times? A. A cummilion. Q. What did the blonde's right leg and left leg say when the left leg was christmas and the right leg was new years? A. You can visit me between the holidays. ~~Thank you for reading. Please vote!

funniness: 3.97

rating: PG