Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Jon R.

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND...." Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy...." At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

funniness: 9.54

rating: PG-13

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Alex C.

No way...I never would have guessed.

funniness: 8.24

rating: PG

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Moe R.

*LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN* *Teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. * *First pupil: 'Tylenol?' * *Teacher: 'Very good! And what is it used for?' * *Pupil: 'It is used for headaches' * *Second pupil: 'Nytol Teacher'* *Teacher: 'Excellent. And what it is used for?' * *Pupil: 'To help you sleep'* *Now it is Johnny's turn and he says: 'Viagra'* *Teacher, slightly shocked: 'Johnny, What do you think is it used for?'* *Johnny: 'It can be used for diarrhea'* *Teacher: 'Who told you this?' * *Johnny: 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father ...* *'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder'*

funniness: 9.08

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box .' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

funniness: 8.97

rating: PG-13

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Alex C.

funniness: 8.35

rating: PG

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ashley l.

funniness: 8.63

rating: PG

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 8.00

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.14

rating: G

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Stan S.

funniness: 8.72

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Me Hungry!!!!

funniness: 9.18

rating: PG

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