William D.

Yo mama's so fat, she saw a school bus go buy and yelled, "Stop that Twinkie!" Yo mama's house is so dirty, I had to wipe my feet before I came outside. Yo mama's so dumb, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository. Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas In The Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama. Yo mama's so bald, she took a shower and got brainwashed. Yo mama's so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

funniness: 3.71

rating: PG