William D.

A panda bear walked into a restaurant and ordered a sandwich. After he was done, he shot the waiter. He was heading for the door, the owner of the restaurant said, "Hey, you just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for my sandwich!" The panda said, "Hey, I'm a panda bear!" Look it up in the dictionary." The owner got a dictionary and it read, " Panda bear: A black and white marsupial particularly of Asian origin. Eats shoots and leaves."

funniness: 5.24

rating: PG