Maz S.

AS JESUS WAS HANGING ON THE CROSS HE BAGAN TO YELL OUT TO ST.PETER "PETER!!!PETER!!!" PETER HEARD JESUS YELL HIS NAME AND CALLED FOR EVERYBODY TO COME AND KNEEL DOWN UPON THE LORD JESUS. "PETER!!!PETER!!! PETER SAID..."MY LORD IM ON MY WAY" "PETER!!!PETER!!!" JESUS KEPT YELLING OUT AS ST.PETER ARRIVED HE WENT DOWN ON HIS KNEES "PETER!!!PETER!!!" JESUS CONTINUED TO YELL PETER SAID..."YES MY LORD JESUS...WHAT EVER YOU ASK FOR I WILL HIVE YOU MY LORD OH JESUS." "PETER....I CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE FROM HERE"

funniness: 3.70

rating: PG