suzy b.

The Thingy There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles everyday. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except for his thingy. So he decided to do somthing about it. He went down to the beach completly undressed himself and buried himself in the sand except for his thingy which he left sticking up. Two older ladies were strolling along the beach one using a cane. Upon seeing the thingy sticking up from the sand she began to move it around with her cane remarking to the other lady, there is just no justice in the world. The other lady asked wat she meant She said when i was 20 i was curious about it when i was 30 i enjoyed it when i was 40 i begged for it when i was 50 i paid for it when i was 60 i prayed for it when i was 70 i forgot about it Now i am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and now the only problem is that im too old to squat!

funniness: 6.21

rating: R