Jake K.

So a boy in the 3rd grade comes home one day and tells his mom "Mommy, mommy I am the only one who got a 100% on the math quiz! Is it because I am black?" and his mom replys "No it's because your smart." So the next day the boy comes home and says "Mommy, mommy I am the only who got a 100% on the spelling quiz! Is it because I am black?" And the mom replys again "No it's because your smart." So the next day the boy comes home again and asks his mom a question "Mommy, mommy in gym class I have the biggest penis! Is it because I am smart?" And the mom replys "No it's because your 19."

funniness: 3.95

rating: PG-13