josh h.

One day a teacher asked her class "Where do you think jesus lives?" Susie put her hand up "heaven, miss?" "very good Susie. Now, Robert, what do you think?" "The toilet miss." "Why on earth do you think that?" "Well, this morning I heard my dad banging on the toilet door shouting: GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!"

funniness: 5.14

rating: PG