Lance H.

I just recently taught my dog a new trick and I wanted to show it in front of my friends. I continued to tell them that even though he was 10 years old my dog could still learn new tricks. "What trick did you teach him?" My friends asked. "Watch!" I said. I then proceeded to give the order. "Scooter come!" My dog didn't move from his spot and My friends didn?t catch on at first, but then noticed the white liquid appearing on the pavement.

funniness: 4.65

rating: PG-13