nathan s.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? Why i s snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? How come popcorn isn't a vegetable? Can bald men get lice?? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be ?under par? in any thing else? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why are Pringles curved? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Why can?t a baby cry while it?s inside its mother? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Which way does a compass point in space? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? Why do dogs sniff other dog?s bottoms to say hello, why don?t they just bark in their face or something? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why do you go ?back and forth? to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

funniness: 5.96

rating: G