Selena M.

This married couple was going on a cruise vacation to get some time away from their horrible, dog-faced children, but didn't know wether or not to bring the dog. After some thought, they both decided to bring the dog wih them. At the cruise, the man decided to take a dip in the pool. As soon as the man left, the woman took a HUGE pack of coke, and sniffed up a load. All coked up, she decided to go around the boat looking for fun. Unknown to her, the pack fell of the dresser. The dog wondered over and curiosly sniffed it up his nose. When the husband returned to the room he found divorce papers on the bed. His wife was petting the dog. "What the hell is going on here? Why are we getting a divorce?" "Two reasons" the wife answered. "One, the dog has a bigger dick than you, and two, they've never been your kids."

funniness: 3.53

rating: PG-13