Jon R.

Kelly came into work one day and after a few minutes, she ran to her boss and shouted "I NEED TO REPORT SEXUAL ABUSE!" Her boss calmed her down and then asked "Okay, okay, what do you mean?" and she took a deep breath and explained "Well, Jason said my hair smells nice today." to which her boss replied "That's not really sexual abuse." She looked at him and said in an annoyed voice "Jason is a midget..."

funniness: 5.50

rating: PG-13