William D.

Why do the French smell? So blind people could hate them too. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Wings. What does a hooker and a bungee jump have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead. What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? You're the wind beneath my wings. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000. One to hold the lightbulb and the rest to rotate the house. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there. How do you make 100 old ladies say, "Shit!" at one time? Have one yell "Bingo!" Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? Boys pants were half off. What's the difference between a dead lawyer in a road and a dead snake in a road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

funniness: 5.27

rating: PG