William D.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted. What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside. Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving? The police. How do you get 3 pounds of meat out of a fly? You unzip it. What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone's going to lose a trailer. What's a native of Paris called? A parasite. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She couldn't find the 11. What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck. Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman. What did the blonde say when she walked in a bar with a piece of shit in her hand? Luck must be on my side, look what I almost stepped in.

funniness: 6.89

rating: PG