harris h.

How do you stop a polish tank? Shoot the guy pushing it. Why is the suicide rate so low in poland? Because you can't jump out a basement window. What do you do if a Pole throws a grenade at you? pull the pin and throw it back. And the classic... How many poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? three. one to hold the bulb and two to move the ladder. -Gerhard Yanchovic, PR department, Republic of Poland

funniness: 2.80

rating: PG