William D.

Three doctors were talking about who they like to operate on the most. The first said, "I like operating on librarians because everything is in alphabetical order." The second doctor said, "I like operating on mathmeticians because everything is in numerical order." The third doctor said, "I prefer lawyers because they're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

funniness: 6.83

rating: PG