William D.

One day, at a doctor's office, a woman was in a waiting room and said to a doctor, "Doctor, kiss me!" The doctor said, "No, I'm not kissing you." A couple minutes later she said, "Doctor, please kiss me!" The doctor said, "No, I'm not kissing you." A few minutes later, she says, "Doctor, please kiss me!" The doctor said, "No, I shouldn't be kissing you. I shouldn't probably be screwing you either."

funniness: 4.15

rating: R