William D.

One day, there was a businessman on a vacation to Japan. He hired a Japanese hooker to keep him busy for the night. They were having sex and the hooker said, "Hoshimota!" The man didn't know what that meant, but he just kept going. The next day they were playing golf and the man hit a 350 yard hole in one. The man didn't know Japanese so he shouted "HOSHIMOTA!" The hooker looked at him funny and said, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

funniness: 5.29

rating: PG-13