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*woman walks into an ice cream shop* woman-What kind of ice cream do you have? clerk-we have vanilla and strawberry, but no chocolate. woman-give me 2 scoops of vanilla and 1 scoop of chocolate. clerk-lady, we dont have any chocolate. only vanilla and strawberry. woman-ok then, give me 2 scoops of chocolate and 1 scoop of strawberry. clerk*very annoyed*-lady how do you spell the "van" in vanilla? woman-v-a-n. clerk-and how do you spell the "straw" in strawberry? woman-s-t-r-a-w. clerk-and how do you spell the "fuck" in chocolate? woman-there's no fuck in chocolate!!!! clerk-thats what i've been trying to tell you.

funniness: 6.35

rating: PG-13