William D.

One day, a lady went into a pet store and a parrot said, "Hey lady, you're ugly!" The lady was annoyed, and she went back to the pet store and the parrot said, "Hey lady, you're ugly!" The lady told the owner of the store if the parrot says that again she'll sue the store. The next day the lady went back to the store for fun and the parrot said, "Hey lady!" "Yes?" said the lady. "You know."

funniness: 2.88

rating: PG