rman p.

ONce upon a time when god was making people, he was giving out noses. He gave the belsrussians little patato type noses and then gave ukraine's people small wierd shaped ones. Then a Jewish man came up and said "what's going on". God said "im giving out noses" and the the Jewish man asked a price. God said "they are free". The Jew said "i'll take the largest one you've got"

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG