Adam G.

I'd like another drink I think. Another drink indeed to make me pink. I think I'll drink until I stink, or maybe until I can not blink. Perhaps I'll have a shot of rye. The rye i spy with my own eye. Some rye that will make me fly so high. So high indeed that i can touch the sky Or maybe I will drink some rum. I mean it's not dumb to want some rum I'll drink and fall upon my bum or maybe contemplate my thumb. Some vodka would be very nice. Or maybe wine, actually, scotch would be very nice. Perhaps Kahlua would entice I'll drink it once, I'll drink it twice! Perhaps some gin to make me grin, It's not a sin to want some gin A 26 will make me spin, and then I will begin again. I want some beer to make me cheer. Hurray! Hurray! Beer Beer Beer!!! I will not stick it in my ear. Once again Hurray for beer! I'll drink with my friends Jack and Jon, I'll drink until my liver's gone. I'll invite sam, and bud, and you. And i'll invite captain Morgan to come too! I'm looded now i have to go, My brain is working very slow There is just one thing i have to know Where is the can i have to go!!!!! If this was really Dr. Souse, he would be even more recognized because he can rhyme even when he's drunk! ~~Thanks for reading. Please vote!

funniness: 5.37

rating: PG