Heather W.

Three friars wanted to separate from the church,they opened up thier own florist shop so they could make thier living. All the other florists in town started to lose mucho business and this made them mad.They asked the friars to close up shop and go find other work. The friars said no,so the angry florists hired a hitman whose name was Hugh.He stopped by "Flowers by Friars" one day to have a little chat with the men. He beat the tar out of them, trashed the shop and said if they didnt close up within 2 days they would be dead. The moral?(Are you ready?) -"Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."(Say it aloud or you wont get it.)

funniness: 4.00

rating: G