William D.

One day, a man was walking on the beach when he sees a woman with no arms or legs sitting on a bench crying. He asks her, "Why are you crying?" She said, "I've never been hugged." So the man hugs her, but she's still crying. The man asked, "Why are you crying?" The woman said, "I've never been kissed." So the man kisses her, but she's still crying. The man said, "Now why are you crying?" The woman said, "I've never been screwed." The man picks her up, throws her in the ocean and said, "Now you're screwed!"

funniness: 5.63

rating: PG