William D.

There was a married couple and the woman was packing bags and the husband asked where she was going and she said, "I found out that I can go to Las Vegas to make $400 a night doing what I give you for free." The man said, "I'm coming with you." The woman asked why, and the man said, "I want to see how you're going to live on $800 a year.

funniness: 4.68

rating: PG