paul g.

Can you slam a revolving door? How young can you be, but still die of old age? What would happen if you found a four leaf clover under a ladder? Can a cross eyed teacher control his pupils? What happens if you get a paper cut from a get well card? Can you read a picture book? Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? If mirrors need light to work, what if in the dark you put on night vision goggles and look at it?

funniness: 5.94

rating: G