William D.

One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were jumping off a bridge and a genie said whatever they yell they get turned into. The brunette went and said, "Eagle! And she flew away. The redhead went and said, "Plane!" And she flew away. The blonde tripped over a rock and fell off and yelled, "Shit!"

funniness: 5.76

rating: PG