Jase M.

One christmas eve, Pamela Anderson was waiting for santa to come and deliver her presents. She was feeling quite horny, so when he arrived she hid behind the couch. When he came down the chimney, she came out. "Santa, have sex with me!" She said demandingly. "Ho, ho, ho! Santa's gotta go, got a lot of presents to deliver you know!" Santa replied and left back up the chimney. The next year, Pamela decided to try and seduce santa again. This time she hid behind the couch, wearing only her bra and panties. She waited again, and when santa arrived she came out. "Santa, please have sex with me!" She said again. But santa replied with the same thing. "Ho, ho, ho! Santa's gotta go, got a lot of presents to deliver you know!" And he left back up the chimney. The next year Pamela was really determined. She had planned for christmas eve the whole year. And she was excited when it came around. Again she hid behind the couch, and waited. This time fully naked. When santa came down the chimney, she jumped out again. "Santa, have sex with me now!" She said. Santa stared wide eyed at Pamela for a few seconds checking her out. "Hey, hey, hey! Santa's gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney with a stiffy in the way!"

funniness: 6.33

rating: R